Today's Quote Other Quote “I was young and foolish then; now I am old and foolisher.” Mark Twain “Let us temper our criticism with kindness. None of us comes fully equipped.” Carl Sagan “He couldn't pour sand out of his boot if the instructions were written on the heel.” Jed Clampett “Music is just math wearing a low-cut blouse.” Trey Anastasio Political Quote Funny Quote Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives. Ronald Reagan Democracy is the worst form of government, except for all the others Winston Churchill People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. A.A. Milne Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes Jim Carrey